I'm sure there have been a million "James Bond movie title or security vulnerability name" jokes tweeted already, so just insert the best one here. #spectre #meltdown #whatwillcasinoroyale do
— Jack has moved to Mastodon! (@jackaponte) January 4, 2018
https://twitter.com/GlennF/status/949483191789735936
In the vain hope that this new speculative execution issue is a joke here’s more inventively named vulns coming to your processor soon… “Skyfall” and “Solace.”
I also respectfully beg to stop this naming madness. https://t.co/WKuS57cC8h
— Arrigo Triulzi (@cynicalsecurity) January 18, 2018
Second Quantum Vulnerability (due to inevitable Schrödinger mention)? “Live and Let Die”
— Arrigo Triulzi (@cynicalsecurity) January 18, 2018
“From Russia with Love” is reserved for whatever The Shadow Brokers comes up with on microprocessors.
— Arrigo Triulzi (@cynicalsecurity) January 18, 2018
“Casino Royale” is reserved for the inevitable next Intel extension fixing the previous Intel extension which fixed some other Intel …
— Arrigo Triulzi (@cynicalsecurity) January 18, 2018
“Dr. No” is reserved for @halvarflake’s next vulnerability as it combines authority and German nihilism.
— Arrigo Triulzi (@cynicalsecurity) January 18, 2018
“Diamonds are Forever”? Clearly a -coin vulnerability.
— Arrigo Triulzi (@cynicalsecurity) January 18, 2018
Note: Thunderbolt bus controller vulnerability to be called “Thunderball” or “Never say Never (Again)” depending on your Connery preference.
— Arrigo Triulzi (@cynicalsecurity) January 18, 2018
SGX vulnerability, clearly, “For Your Eyes Only”
— Arrigo Triulzi (@cynicalsecurity) January 18, 2018
My attack against the James Bond vulnerability namespace has been executed.
— Arrigo Triulzi (@cynicalsecurity) January 18, 2018
