Polymorphic Linux: stops zero-day attacks like Spectre and Meltdown

So there's a company called https://t.co/lePlu0FOoo and:

a) They claim their code would protect against Meltdown
b) They're called Polyverse

and I can't decide which of these things is worse

— Matthew Garrett (@mjg59) May 17, 2018

Want to try #Polymorphic #Linux? curl https://t.co/6S7Y4YRqpU | sh -s czcw7pjshny8lzzog8bgiizfr that's literally it. Get protected now.

— Polyverse (@Polyverse_io) April 10, 2018